Monkey Talk

Life from the point of view of a wise monkey:
Thubms are overrated.
Peanut butter is for fools. Choosey monkeys choose peanuts.
There is no such thing as eating too many bananas.
Monkeys are an endangered species. Save monkeys form turning into humans. The original ape is gone, degraded, humanized.
Sometimes mess is necessary. Try cracking peanut shells.
Nose picking is a common past time practice among Dubai Metro and Dubai bus passengers.

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